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A Book for All You Ladies Out There

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 12, 2012 at 4:00PM

Personally, I prefer the book written by her husband Tom Middleton: Boy, Hide Like a Muthafucker.

[via I Am Bored]

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Someone Went Shopping At Claire's!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 19, 2011 at 2:00PM

I did, bitch. Who do you think paid for those sweet-ass earrings?

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Something Tells Me She's Not Coming Home

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 18, 2011 at 4:00PM

HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN POLANSKI
Please come home.
The filmmaking industry misses you.
And we want to prosecute you
on six counts of criminal behavior.
L?ve, The U.S. Government

[via AmyOops]

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