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Now get back in the cellar.

And don't come out until you're as good as this guy.

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She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.

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Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Hey! I found my Hot Wheels!

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As soon as Child Protective Services changes out of their bikinis, they'll get to work on this kid.

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You might be tempted to just watch this and laugh, because it is a perfect internet video. But don't ignore the greater message: if you don't try so hard, you won't fall as much.

Pass it on.

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Appreciate it now, kid, because that interest will fade.

Right, Mom and Dad?

Just kidding. You're not reading this.

[via reddit]

"Take him and raise him to be the burger king!"

[via theduty]

The entire cast of Jersey Shore had the same anesthetist.

[via Stuff]

"We wish she was more like normal kids and she hated vegetables." -This girl's mom

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