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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

The Heaviest Bowl Ever

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

Hey, Dad. Why don't you put down the camera and go get some plastic bowls to replace the ones you have? Which are clearly made of plutonium.

[via The DW]

Tags: 

acting

bowl

child

cute

heavy

kid

A Book for All You Ladies Out There

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 12, 2012 at 4:00PM

Personally, I prefer the book written by her husband Tom Middleton: Boy, Hide Like a Muthafucker.

[via I Am Bored]

Tags: 

baby mama

books

child

child support

girl

guide

support

4-Year-Old Beat Master

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

He's a smoother, taller version of Lil Wayne.

[toshcommunity via Youngfrost007]

Tags: 

4 year old

beats

child

cute

kid

music

producer

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Word To The Wise

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

That's just solid advice for everyone.

[via The HD]

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abraham lincoln

child

kid

play

school

test

Let's All Get To Know Dan Murphy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 9, 2012 at 3:00PM

He deserved it.

[via Buzzfeed]

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child

cute

dan murphy

door

fall

funny

kid

How Was Your Easter?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

Yeah. Mine too.

[via IHC]

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bunny

child

Easter

easter bunny

kid

sad

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One Last Thing For Our Black Fans

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 29, 2012 at 3:00PM

Somebody's got to replace Chris Rock once he goes full Adam Sandler on us.

[via Videogum]

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black

child

comedian

cute

kid

stand up

Fly Boy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 24, 2012 at 11:00AM

Never fly Virgin Airlines. That shit was weird.

[via Daily Picks]

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airplane

aviator

child

fat

kid

pilot

plane

Worst Prize Ever

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

Finally, the perfect raffle for my sad barren wife!

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

child

frame

kid

photo

prize

register

win

win me

The Most Anti-Atheist Rendition of 'My Humps' You'll Hear Today

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

This cover is ok. But they don't really answer the most important question of all, which is, "What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt?"

[via Jest]

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atheist

child

christian

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music

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pagan

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