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Maybe He Can Hit The Books

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

It's better to find out he's talentless early, before you crush his spirit with the weight of all your broken dreams.

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Hey Mom You Got A Light?

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 13, 2013 at 8:00PM

He tells me he's going to quit once he gets past the "Terrible Twos."

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Who Wants To Start Daddy's Car?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

Joke's on him though. Kid just blew a .24.

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Who Wants To Bully Me? Anyone?

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 8, 2013 at 8:00PM

"Hey guys look at my dreadlocks. Just kidding it's just a bunch of snakes."

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Congrats! You're A Horrible Father

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

His ex-wife is going to have a FIELD DAY with this in the custody hearings.

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Dad?!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

This kid has somehow found himself in the middle of a highly questionable game of "Heads Up 7-Up."

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