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And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

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As you can see by the random fragment sentence above, Mike suggested a couple of things. But the others were stupid so here you go, Mike! Kiddie porn! Watch Daniel explain what they're reenacting here.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! And also TRY TO SUGGEST SOMETHING NEW, nerdz.

…but this is downright CREEPY.

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"That's a quote from my neighbor. He kills kids."

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Crushing your kid in a shopping cart is one thing, but buying Shasta cola?? You're a monster.

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You and me both, Aaron. Great choice.

And let's request some new Fan Favorites so Daniel Ellern can stop calling me a bitch!

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The secret code word in my family was, "Get in the fucking car."

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"Children are the future.  I am the present.  Your group photo can fucking wait."

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On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.

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"Thank God I found your site.  You'll never believe it, but I've had the darndest time finding any good incest-implying child-size Ts."

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