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"But it was my naptime!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

I'm up for giving life on Mars a go.

[via IHC]

I'll admit I have no idea where Indiana is. Or Iowa. And I always get Kansas and Kentucky confused. Don't get me started on Europe.

Listen, we can't know everything. We only have room in our brains for so much.

But even if I can't pinpoint Ethiopia (that's in Europe, right?) I can still tell you with a degree of certainty that two children do NOT equal the length of a football field.

That's Chemistry 101, people.

[via The DW]

What dad brings his little girl into the men's bathroom??

Next time just find a stranger who is willing to wait with your daughter outside.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Here it is…  The most popular video of the past week.  17 million views in 7 days.

Why so popular?

If you guessed "Because people would rather watch cat videos on the Internet than have to spend time with their own human children," you're correct.

[via The Internet]

People dressed as animals scare the shit out of me too.

A trip to Chik-Fil-A always sounded like a good idea as a kid. And then I would get there and see that damn talking cow standing on its hind legs and be like, Oh, hell no, let's go to McDonald's.

[via Dangerous Minds]

A fifth grader reacts to seeing pictures of a fetus in utero during a sex ed presentation.

Nobody tell him how it gets out of there.

[via TheDW]

I used to watch The Magic School Bus so I know the weird buses with the frizzy-haired drivers are the most fun!

[via The Clearly Dope]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Hey, little girl. Do you need subjects for your experiment?

I've got some free time.

[via The Clearly Dope]