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"Let's skip that house.  I still haven't finished all the shrimp-flavored candy they gave me last year."

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Congratulations to Ryan Sickler and Jay Larson, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "I'm Not Racist," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

And we appreciate you, Chinese Restaurant Association, for making your delicious Moo Shu Pork with cat instead of the traditional cloven-hooved animal.

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Shame on him for stealing. And extra shame on him for perpetuating a stereotype.

I hope his next fortune cookie is blank!

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Axe body spray is clinically proven to attract all the honeys.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brett Adams.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Zhang's one-man show has been getting a lot of buzz.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Racism is always funny until it affects white people.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It's been a fun month using Google Translate to tweet in a foreign language.  If you remember back to our first post, I mentioned that one of the benefits is that some foreign languages can give you more meaning in less characters.

Of all of the people who tweeted at us, no one exemplified that better than Phillip whose 133 character Chinese tweet above amounted to a very un-Twitter-like 368 characters.

And what did he say with all those extra words?

If Daniel Tosh in the work of elves, he's funny Sun employees who keep customers waiting for too long. Daniel can be like "Yes ah, so this is why my dog yelps every time I yell when the key of my fish stick ", the customer will get impatient and Daniel will ask if they want their clothes, gift wrap and Customers will be very angry, vomiting on the floor. Horseradish

I guess I've learned a lesson: More isn't always better.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Not all languages are created equal.  At least by Twitter standards.

See the tweet above?  It's only 119 characters in Japanese, but look what happens when you translate it to English:

Tosh.0 I want to meet, he is very sexy dream. He has such a great sense of style, I love that he wears a cardigan sweater. I wish he was my boyfriend, I guess I will be watching him tomorrow night.

See how much more crap you can say about Tosh.0 when you tweet in another language?

Use Google Translate to try to cram as much nonsense as you can about Tosh.0 into a single tweet and then tweet it!  We'll pull our favorites in the coming weeks.

Jokes on him.  I had someone read it to me!

Though if you read your fortune aloud, that means it won't come true, so actually this still works.

Damn he's good.

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