Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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I prefer Vegas. Where my odds of getting Chlamydia are equal to my odds of winning twenty-five cents at a slot machine.
[via The Clearly Dope]
"See, I told you, honey. I didn't get chlamydia by cheating on you. I got it through the air. Just like this photograph of a painted sign on a high school bulletin board I found on the Internet says you can get it!"
[via I Am Bored]
According to The Guardian, the devices will be sold in vending machines in nightclubs, pharmacies, and in supermarkets. And they'll only cost a dollar.
Ain't technology grand?
I peed on my Dad's carphone once. Didn't detect any STDs but it did prove to him that I wasn't joking when I said we needed to stop.
[via Blame it on the Voices]
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