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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

What A Waste Of Chocolate Dicks

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

chocodicks

Can you believe that's only the third time I've said that today?

[via Izismile]

Want Some Chocolate Milk? It's Homemade

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

This has been my post-workout power move for years.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Your Baby Shower Was Lovely.. Minus Dessert

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 2:00PM

Somebody should have aborted this idea.

[via Reddit, Buzzfeed]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 5, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via YouTube]

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WTFriday

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Videogum]

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art

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no back

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Genius Cockatoo

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

Like you've done anything better with your day?

[via tyleroakley]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 6, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Guys everywhere, I think I've found the woman of your dreams.

Well, minus the chocolate maybe.

Also, I guess it wouldn't kill her to get out of bed and make us a sandwich.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 12, 2011 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Speaking of which, Carly will be back next week!

I hope you enjoyed our weeks off as much as we did.  The Tosh.0 blog is back at full force on Monday.  (As if anyone noticed we were gone to begin with…)

Maybe if we're lucky two years from now they'll give us another vacation.

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What Do You Want The Cookie Cake To Say?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 1, 2011 at 3:00PM

"OK. And if that doesn't fit?"

"Fuck you."

"I'm sure the first one will be fine."

[via EatLiver]

Is It Racist? – Blackface Cupcake Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 10, 2010 at 3:00PM

In a Duncan Hines ad campaign called "Hip Hop Cupcakes", vanilla cupcakes with oversized lips and bulging eyes start beatboxing when covered in a chocolate glaze.

(The video can be seen here.)

Umm…yeah. You decide.

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