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Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

[via Izismile]

"Pajama pants and high-tops? Seriously?"-God

[via DoucheChillz]

The second coming of Christ is gonna be totally worth the wait.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Is this an album cover? Because I'll take 20.

[via The Chive]

I wish someone had told me about this Jesus guy before I went through my "Asian Studies" phase.

[Via Ugliest Tattoos]

This is why you shouldn't let Roman kids borrow your Lego Jesus.

[via IAB]

It's a less heartwarming tale when you read it in your rearview mirror.

[via Clearly Dope]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Would you believe if I told you, that you can buy a descendant of Jesus Christ himself's Mercedes?

You should. Check out the specs on this thing!

*Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!)
He's written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he'll provide a copy – over nine pages hand written – to you with your nonrefundable deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue, assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on… Muhammad has descendants… it's not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ's descendants protected through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ's children? In effect through Jesus Christ's teaching, we're all God's children).

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY
Dear blessed Millionaire: just think of this purchase as giving back to God's children and works as a form of tithing. The owner promises to put the money to good use (Real Estate Development blessed in Jesus Christ's name).
God bless you Mercedes Benz concierge!

We are all God's children. Unfortunately, we aren't all blessed with 100 grand to buy a 20 year-old benz. Even if Christ's grand nephew has 180 reasons why we should.

I mean, the Internet is insanity, right? Complete and utter insanity. Compared to this, Craigslist seems like my reasonable aunt — she knows a lot about life. Sweet Jesus!

So go ahead and PLACE YOUR BID!

[via Awesomely]

Christvertising.com.  Don't act like you haven't heard of it. It's the best thing you can do for your brand and the ultimate customer: God.

Bring profit to your business through the power of prayer. They even have refreshments! I'm scheduling a meeting with Christvertising to get this Tosh.0 Blog to the next level.  God's level.  Who's with me!?

These guys are.