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What's weird is that I usually like to stay -1 Bible lengths away from my partner.

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What if I think Jesus is just OK? Will that get me some over-the-pants stuff?

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

This is exactly what happened when I saw my ex last year. Except he killed me and now I'm blogging from hell.

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Not one time do they specify if Christian Grey is human.

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Take, smoke: this is my body, which is tokin' for you.

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According to the creator, and RuPaul's Drag Race contestant,�Willam:

I was eating there with my girlfriends and they were telling me how [they support anti-gay organizations]. I was like, ?Oh that sucks about the gay thing.? And then, I got diarrhea from it, so I was like, ?F? this, I?m gonna write a song.? The fact that they come after gay people, let me come for you. The worst endorsement for a Christian chicken eatery is three drag queens.

Even Jesus is up there with his waffle fries bobbing his head to this catchy tune.

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This cover is ok. But they don't really answer the most important question of all, which is, "What you gon' do wit all that breast?�All that breast inside that shirt?"

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Maybe this was done on purpose. Or maybe Rick Astley and God are just that interchangeable now.

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Welp. We're all still here. Unraptured.

And no one is taking it harder than Harold Camping, who now knows what it feels like to be stood up by Jesus.

It's his loss, Harold. It's his loss.

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So that's how the Virgin Mary got pregnant.� It all makes sense now!

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