christmas

The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

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I'm going to be spending my Christmas wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your holiday? Check out previous WTChristmases!

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We at the Tosh Blog would like to wish you and yours a very happy holiday season.

Tomorrow, as you argue with your family beside the fireplace, try and remember not to throttle Grandpa too hard. Just because someone's racist doesn't mean they're not fragile.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yours,
Matt & Sam

Sharks don't celebrate Christmas. They're Jawish.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sean Ferl.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

If you got it, flaunt it! And by "it" I mean a really embarrassing t-shirt.

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Really? Couldn't you have just hung it from the rear view mirror?

[via The Chive]

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

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If you're a good little boy, you'll get chum AND an Xbox.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Greg Wood/Staff/Getty Images]

Do I like the holidays? Does an elf shit on my table?

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Honey, wait a minute, this isn't a shopping mall. It's a nursing home!

[via Happy Place]