Would you give it to charity? Would you pay off your credit card debt? Would you get your mom a Toyota Prius?
Or…would you buy the edible, life-size gingerbread playhouse for sale in this year's Neiman Marcus Christmas Book? Ding, ding, ding!
If you answered anything besides a house made of three-hundred and eighty-one pounds of gourmet gingerbread with a candy-encrusted roof, then you are a f*cking liar.
Because nobody — not Mother Teresa herself (Angelina Jolie) — could resist a giant, habitable cookie with 517 pounds of icing.