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Christmas Traditions

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 30, 2010 at 1:00PM

Nearly every year for the past 25 years, this family has filmed as their son and daughter come bounding down the stairs on Christmas morning.  The feel good compilation has already racked up half a million views since being uploaded on December 25th.

In contrast, I spent Christmas morning the same way I've spent many Christmas mornings: an ice pack on my head warding off my favorite gift from Santa — a raging hangover.

Eh.  Different families, different traditions.  Who's to say which is better?  I mean, theirs may seem all warm and fuzzy, but do those kids really look that happy?

Yeah, exactly…

[via Cynical-C]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 27, 2010 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Does anything say the holidays like Tosh.0 and family?

I hope everyone else spent Christmas Eve with the ones they love …and their family.

Christmas Is Over

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 27, 2010 at 12:00PM

If you didn't get everything you asked for, blame this gay couple in Chelsea.

[via NYT]

Hope Your Holidays Were Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 27, 2010 at 10:00AM

If your Christmas was anything like James Franco's, it must have been fun.

Your grandma said some bad words, your brother followed you around with a camera, and you spent the whole day uploading shit to Funny or Die.

Sounds about right.

[via Gawker]

WTChristmas

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 24, 2010 at 1:00PM

I'm going to be spending my Christmas wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Segway Santa

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 24, 2010 at 12:00PM

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: wayne pky.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

If you?d been watching Sarah Palin?s Alaska,
you would have seen my reindeer get shot.

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Seasons Greetings From Mike and Carly

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 23, 2010 at 6:00PM

If you get this reference, you're lame.

Love, Mike and Carly

BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS?!?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 23, 2010 at 5:00PM

This is exactly how I'm going to react on Saturday when my grandma gives me a poncho. Every year. A new poncho.

Ponchos aren't toys, Meema. Poo. I said POO!

[via TBT]

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Renaming Christmas Classics

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 23, 2010 at 4:00PM

Better Book Titles realizes you hate reading books.  That's why the site takes well-known pieces of literature and replaces the title with an explanation of the story.  That way you can read the title and be done with the thing.

Every day this week the site is tackling Christmas classic from Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol to Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

And the site makes a good point: Why the hell do those Whos cut the Grinch so much slack at the end?  He gave back what he stole and suddenly he's the town hero??  After what he's done all of Whoville would be justified kicking that asshole right in the teeth.

I guess Whoville is located in some bullshit, liberal, blue state part of Vermont.  You steal my presents, you wouldn't be having a merry Christmas.

Santa Got Run Over By A Luggage Cart

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 23, 2010 at 3:00PM

You can say there's no such thing as karma… but as for me and Grandma, we believe.

[via The DW]

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