christopher walken

Alec is right.  There was only one Fan Favorite video in 2011 that was posted twice…  the Asian Christopher Walken Mash-Up.

Was this really the Fans' Favorite Fan Favorite?

No, I don't think so.  I'm sure that would be the Kid Car Breakdown.

But I told you I was never posting the Kid Car Breakdown again, and I'm a man of my word.  So here's Alec's crappy suggestion.

Next time I read your suggestions it'll be 2012, jerks!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Some of these are spot on. But I never realized how much Al Pacino sounded like the Cookie Monster.

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my cookies!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!

[via BIOTV]

Last week, Alec Serfozo said it was his "miserable life goal" to be on the Tosh.0 blog.

Not wanting to keep people from their life goals, I made you an offer:

"If your miserable life goal is to appear on the blog, just let me know in the comments this week, and I'll include a list of people with miserable life goals in next week's Fan Favorites."

Sadly, Fan Favorites received its second most comments ever — 125 — with half of you saying your life goal was to appear on the Tosh.0 blog.

Are you serious??  Your "life goal."  Cancer is still yet to be cured!  Children across the globe are starving!  At the very least there are sexy babes out there worthy of boning…

Yes, I could put all of you in the Fan Favorites, but Fan Favorites isn't even one of our better posts.  It isn't even written by the better blogger!  Didn't anyone ever encourage you to dream big??

Only one of you had the self-respect to say you didn't need the Tosh.0 blog to validate your existence and turned down my offer: Wayne Yeoman.

So congratulations, Wayne.  I'm putting you on the Tosh.0 blog as an example of maintaining dignity.  I foresee great things for you.  President of the United States maybe!

As punishment for the rest of you, I'm once again showing you the Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions video.  If that doesn't motivate you to improve your lives, I don't know what will.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Hey, Alec.  Sorry it took us so long to get to you.

A couple things…

First, there are a couple common reasons why certain suggestions don't get used.  One, we try not to repeat Fan Favorites.  Especially, the Kid Car Breakdown.  And two, not every clip from the show makes it to our website.  So some clips simply aren't available for us to use.  We're sorry about that, but it's the reality of our situation.  (The reality that we are lazy and aren't going back to cut new clips for you.)

Luckily, the Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions video is available and hasn't been used, so I am fulfilling your request.

Second, having said all that, it makes me upset to think that I'm keeping some of you from achieving your life goal.

So, if you've read this far, which I know most of you haven't, I'll make you a deal: If your miserable life goal is to appear on the blog, just let me know in the comments this week, and I'll include a list of people with miserable life goals in next week's Fan Favorites.

And then I'll just show whatever video.  Probably the Asian Christopher Walken Mash-Up again in honor of Alec who is making all of your miserable life goals come true.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Well it looks like you uploaded it online. And now it's here for everyone to see!

Cool, dude.

This must have taken you a very long time. It's really good. Kinda seems like you spent so much time on it you forgot to ever get dressed. And you forgot to take your earrings out ten years ago when that went of out of style.

But you're dedicated to your craft. And for that, I'm gonna send you a shirt.

Then we can enjoy your videos without having to look at your nipples! Everybody wins!

[via The DW]

What's that??  You want more vuvuzela-related humor???

Well I got your funny vuvuzela images right here!

Can you tell that instead of doing work I'm streaming World Cup soccer and then desperately attempting to throw up some random images at the last minute?

Well here's the deal: I'm going to keep posting vuvuzela stuff until the United States is eliminated from World Cup.  That's how I show my support of this country!

I don't vote; I'm not registered for jury duty; I don't pay taxes.  I feel obligated to at least do something…

[via The Daily What]

MoreCowbell.dj is a site that will allow you to add more cowbell (and "maybe a little Christopher Walken") to any MP3 you want to upload.

I tried giving my song "This Old West" some more cowbell (for copyright reasons, not because I'm an egomaniac) and was surprised by the effectiveness of the results.  But I figured out pretty quickly that though the site will allow you to add a lot of cowbell, it's best to restrain yourself at least a little bit. There's no reason to have your cowbell player chugging along with sixteenth notes.

The real key however, if you want to make MoreCowbell.dj worth your while, is to give yourself as much Walken as possible.  Screw more cowbell!  I got a fever, and the only prescription… is more Walken soundbites!

Walken should really front his own rock band. He's got a voice that would make Steve Perry jealous. "Explore the space!"

[via Videogum]

They can even do Christopher Walken impressions because they're so smart they can do anything.

What!?! That's nice!

If you're smart, you'll tune in tomorrow for a brand new episode of Tosh.0 at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!

We're constantly stealing videos from the internet and putting them on television. One victim of Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions is fed up. Here's his video response.

A highlight for us: "Toshy boy."

If… you don't… understand… what this video is… by reading the post title… well… then there's absolutely no hope for you.

SEE THIS AND MORE IN AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF
TOSH.0 TONIGHT AT 10/9c ON COMEDY CENTRAL!

*With a tip o' the hat to our friends at  Walken the Walk.