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Holy Ghost, I'm Hammered

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Patrick was a saint, right? Let's toast him 'til we see God!"

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Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

No baptism is going to stop Peepaw from livin' that gangsta life.

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His Sunday Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

In lieu of a offering plate this Sunday we ask that you stuff singles down Jason's shorts.

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Thanks For The Warning?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Maybe so, but gentle ass-play is Jesus' phonograph.

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No Churches With Four Or More Axels

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

Get yer Jesus and yer jerky in one convenient roadside location!

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