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That's A Little Aggressive, Church Sign

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

churchsignabort

Also: Thank her for aborting the other ones when she was in high school.

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Stealing Kids Is One Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

…but this is downright CREEPY.

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His Kryptonite Is Jews

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

NOWHERE in the bible does it say Superman was white.

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That Pastor Paul Is One Smooooth Talker!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)

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You Know The One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

…Which Reminds Us: Is The Jew Feeling Better?

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I Read That In The Kama Sutra

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

So far, my loose tongue has only gotten me into floppy, 44-year-old, divorced places.

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What, No Cuddling?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly? That's just something dudes say to get their nut off.

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The Holidays Are Gonna Be Faaaaaabulousssss!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

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Y'all had some some sloppy Christ-makin' sex

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Savin' Soulz, TTYL :P

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

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Is That A Threat?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 11, 2012 at 2:00PM

I see Gary Busey's writing church signs now.

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