That Pastor Paul Is One Smooooth Talker!
I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)
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I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)
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