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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

That Pastor Paul Is One Smooooth Talker!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)

[via The Chive]

You Know The One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

…Which Reminds Us: Is The Jew Feeling Better?

[via The Chive]

I Read That In The Kama Sutra

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

So far, my loose tongue has only gotten me into floppy, 44-year-old, divorced places.

[via The Chive]

What, No Cuddling?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly? That's just something dudes say to get their nut off.

[via Imgur]

Sounds Like a Hell of a Party

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 24, 2011 at 10:00AM

My fault… I meant "Sounds like the party from hell."

[via Reddit]

Get Your Own Mower!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 21, 2010 at 1:00PM

There is a special place in Hell for those who steal lawn mowers and other landscaping tools from church. And no, it does not smell like fresh cut grass.

[via Burbia]

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