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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Think that's impressive? You should see how he puts his condoms on.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

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The only thing not gangster as hell? Starry Night in the background.

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This meal is certified organic.  That's an American Spirit.

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Looks like your grandma is having a good time!

So's the old woman holding your grandma.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Liquid Smoke" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

We're moving Rename This Video to Thursdays at 6pm!  Starting right now.

This video is called "Liquid Smoke."  What were they "smoking" when they came up with that boring title?

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video vote was Ben with his title "Who told the blind guy they were butterflies?"  The joke is funny because they weren't butterflies.  They were wasps.  And wasps are more dangerous than butterflies.  And it's funny to screw with blind people.  That's a fact.  Good work, Ben!

I can't tell you how many times I've stared at an iPhone and thought, How can this technology help me get high?

Well, the makers of the Roll Your Own iPhone app apparently have our best interests in mind, creating a one stop shop for joint rolling.

All you do is place your iPhone on a flat surface, lay a rolling paper across the screen, toss some pot from your grinder on top and — voilà! — the app rolls a perfect joint for you every time!

Well, actually, Roll Your Own provides detailed instructions on how to roll joints.  However, if you take any app and try my technique and then just sit on your couch long enough, eventually someone will roll a joint for you.

Which is a hundred times better than watching some crazy "How To Roll a Joint" video.  I'm too stoned for that.

[via Gizmodo]