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The theory of this video (as listed in its description) is thus:

"Everyone knows that the greatest and most iconic contribution to Cinema is Tom Selleck's Moustache.  So great is it that there isn't a single film that would not be improved by the inclusion of Tom Selleck's Moustache.  As proof I present this montage."

But I disagree.  What really makes this montage so amazing is the Magnum P.I. theme.  So great is it that there isn't a single montage that would not be improved by the inclusion of the Magnum P.I. theme.

Want proof?  Try watching the video with the sound off.

See what I mean?  It's boring as shit.  Just like everything Tom Selleck has ever been in besides Magnum P.I.

Thus proving a larger theory: Tom Selleck's mustache is the most overrated thing in cinema history.  That mustache has been riding a wave of success based off a theme song for 30 years.

Ha.  Mustache ride.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

When I saw a video proclaiming to highlight the greatest movie sandwiches of all time, I was excited.  Of course I was.  I'm human.

But it neglects to include the greatest sandwich scene of all time: Rodney Dangerfield's sandwich scene in Back to School!

"I learned this in Europe."

Ha.  Europe.  That's a funny place.  RIP, Rodney.

[via The Chive]

Michael Bay is lounging on his leopard skin rug eating wads of cash and trying to figure out how he can remake this fine piece of Indian cinema.

Look out for Transformers 5: More Bolly, More Wood coming to a 3-D theater near you!