Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Dear our teacher Lili,
You know when you're
boring the class.
Seriously,
It's when we're all looking
down at our crotches
and smiling.
Sincerely,
Students
[via Izismile]
Hey, at least kids at the Jersey shore are finally in school getting an education.
[via Tastefully Offensive]
I'll admit I have no idea where Indiana is. Or Iowa. And I always get Kansas and Kentucky confused. Don't get me started on Europe.
Listen, we can't know everything. We only have room in our brains for so much.
But even if I can't pinpoint Ethiopia (that's in Europe, right?) I can still tell you with a degree of certainty that two children do NOT equal the length of a football field.
That's Chemistry 101, people.
[via The DW]
Me neither. But for some reason, I watched the whole thing.
Hold on, you're assuming that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have the same mass? Please. Anyone who knows anything about My Little Ponies knows that Applejack is a country girl who grew up on a pony farm working hard to grow her family's apple business. So she likely weighs much less than the very muscular and well-fed Rainbow Dash.
Anyway. Carry on. You were saying something about science?
[via College Humor]
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