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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 26

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 24, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Pop quiz: At what velocity is Phoebe's physics grade dropping?

Obviously You've Never Looked at My Crotch Before

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 10, 2011 at 1:00PM

Dear our teacher Lili,
You know when you're
boring the class.
Seriously,
It's when we're all looking
down at our crotches
and smiling.
Sincerely,
Students

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Sometimes You Just Have to Tell Bros to Come at You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 22, 2011 at 4:00PM

Hey, at least kids at the Jersey shore are finally in school getting an education.

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What ASU Professors Are Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 13, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.


If you have class on Thursday night, you might just want to call it off.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 8, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I can't believe you guys are reading this right now. Jeff's professor specifically said not to!

At least take notes or something. E=MC2.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 7, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I always wanted to be a teacher.

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Reading Time Has Never Been This Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2011 at 10:00AM

We also SWALLOW. (That's not an acronym for anything.)

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You Are Definitely Not Smarter Than A 5th Grader

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 21, 2011 at 2:00PM

I'll admit I have no idea where Indiana is. Or Iowa. And I always get Kansas and Kentucky confused. Don't get me started on Europe.

Listen, we can't know everything. We only have room in our brains for so much.

But even if I can't pinpoint Ethiopia (that's in Europe, right?) I can still tell you with a degree of certainty that two children do NOT equal the length of a football field.

That's Chemistry 101, people.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 26, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Wait, they're not paying you for that?

Do You Have Ten Minutes To Watch A Physics Presentation On 'My Little Pony'?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 26, 2011 at 5:00PM

Me neither. But for some reason, I watched the whole thing.

Hold on, you're assuming that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have the same mass? Please. Anyone who knows anything about My Little Ponies knows that Applejack is a country girl who grew up on a pony farm working hard to grow her family's apple business. So she likely weighs much less than the very muscular and well-fed Rainbow Dash.

Anyway. Carry on. You were saying something about science?

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