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I came across this bizarre image on Reddit this morning.

Not entirely sure what to make of it.

I'm not that into the meme thing, but this response came to mind…

Anyway, I hope that hair found a good home.  It really deserves better than a chalkboard ledge.

[via Reddit]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

If this is English class, I'd like to point out you're missing an apostrophe there. Contractions, girl. Contractions!

Okay, carry on.

Everybody gets an A!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I couldn't agree more, Hayley…

The educational value of Tosh.0 has long been overlooked.

How else would students know the answer to big questions like, "Is it racist?"

Kids!  Listen!!

Your education is important.  Otherwise you might fall into a career as a blogger.

But it's not so important you should risk your life over it.  Sometimes you're late and you should just bite the bullet.

You ever hear the phrase "better late than never"?  That saying was coined by the English writer John Heywood in 1546 while explaining to his mistress that his wife, who he despised, had at last died of the plague.

See, you're learning stuff right now and you didn't have to rush anywhere or bang your head against a desk or nothin'!  Granted, much of the information I have presented to you is historically suspect, and some of it I straight made up, but at least you didn't get hurt.

And that's what's important.  Safety first!  Who coined that phrase?  Probably some other jerk.

[via YepYep]

The first Monday of 2010.  Can you feel the love?

The ironic thing is this class failed their group project on Of Mice and Men for a lack of teamwork, but for their "getting a picture of us flicking off our teacher on the Internet" project, they did just fine.

[via The Daily What]

Now this is funny.  You see, typewriters are an antiquated technology.  Most people take notes on a laptop computer these days.  That's the joke!

This reminds me of the time the always hilarious Jim Lehrer had scheduled an interview with Former President Gerald Ford.  Well, Ford is getting all peeved because the typically punctual Lehrer was running late.  Then, in stumbles Jimmy with this giant machine and says, "Sorry, I couldn't find a replacement vinyl belt for my Dictaphone Time Master!"

Ford's jaw just drops.  For a second, he thinks he's on Candid Camera and starts glancing around for the hidden Betacam.  Then Lehrer is, like, "I'm just kidding, Jerry!" and he whips out the fanciest Picocassette recorder you could buy with a Diners Club card!

We all had a hardy laugh that day!

[via I Am Bored]

Thank God for the internet —  without it, we wouldn't get to see how these people instill their family values into their kids.  
It's not easy to raise a little one, but these people manage to do so and post it online to teach other parents the same.  Let's take a look into this incredible child rearing knowledge, shall we?

After the jump, see the full list of important values people are teaching their children across the country. "America the beautiful" is right.  Children are the future!

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WBBM 780 in Chicago posted this report yesterday:

"DePaul University will offer a journalism class this fall focused on Twitter.  The class is called 'Digital Editing: From Breaking News to Tweets.'"

And you thought your degree in Philosophy was worthless!

Here are a few other courses I wouldn't be surprised to see soon in the DePaul register.

• Marketing Strategies: Redefining the Idea of Friend to Promote on Facebook
• Advanced Music Industry Workshop: Salvage Your Dying Myspace Network
• Family Dynamics: Understanding Psychology Through Watching Sitcom Reruns on Hulu
• Human Anatomy: What YouPorn Can Teach Us About the Reproductive Organs

[via The Daily What]

There's no need to go to fancy malls and Walmart when you can shop for high class fashion online. Introducing "Winkers," the hottest pants to sweep your lower half!

According to their site,

Winkers is a new business just starting up. We decorate pants, usually jeans, in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. That is, the crease between your buttock and the top of your leg WINKS for you.

And Winkers only cost between $149 to $569, which if you ask me, is worth three weeks' salary.

I got to get me a pair of these puppies before the weekend's here. And I mean puppies painted the back of some high waisted acid washed jeans. I'll be driving the men crazy at the rodeo bars! Roof Roof!  Yeeee-hah!

Thanks internet!

[Dlisted via The Frisky]

And you thought nuns with rulers were bad…

So let me get this straight, a little horseplay is not acceptable but using recording videos in class doesn't bother this guy?