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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

That's One Way To Do It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

skippingstep

"Teamwork! Amiright, Luxor? Gimme five!"

[via LiveLeak]

Changed My Mind About Not Having Kids.

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Boy do I hope my baby never learns to walk."

[via The Chive]

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Some Jokes Never Get Old

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

Although if it were Uranus, we'd still ask you to keep it clean.

[via UberHumor]

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If This License Plate Doesn't Mean What I Think It Means, I Have No Idea What It Means

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Every guy thinks he wants a girl with a clean vag, but usually women like that are just into douches.

[thanks Mylo]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 24, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Vacuuming the Corbs" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 19, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Vacuuming the Corbs."  Who is the Corbs?  What are you talking about??  Bring on the "bitch" jokes.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Charles Logan Taft with his title "If that were a blackbird, it'd have no problem breaking in…."  It won by a landslide.  Because you're all racist.  CONGRATULATIONS.

[via Gawker]

They Used to Wash My Mouth Out with Soap

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 6, 2011 at 10:00AM

When you catch your parents doing dirty things in the bedroom, you have to take drastic measures to get them clean.

[via The Chive]

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In This Economy You Have to Make Sacrifices

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 15, 2011 at 12:00PM

I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.

[via Pleated Jeans]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 19, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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