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Veteran Humpire

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

"I'd be fine with it if he wasn't constantly whispering in my ear and calling me his 'Louisville Slugger.'"

[via Break]

Network Request

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

The WiFi in my building is really weak… and harsh.

[via Break]

Nice Shot

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

Nobody throws a rager quite like the Keller Academy for the Blind.

[via Izismile]

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Oh, You're Holding The Train For A Friend?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 10, 2013 at 11:00AM

There should be way more street justice like this. Blocking an escalator? Kick in the back. On your cell phone in line? Kick in the back. Admit to enjoying 2 Broke Girls? Donkey kick in the back.

[via Reddit]

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back

close

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hold up

justice

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late

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Closing Arguments

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Ma'am, just a moment of your time. What are your thoughts on the worst possible places to conduct an interview?"

[via The Chive]

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