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"Had beers with friends.  Went shopping for some new clothes.  Overall, it was a pretty uneventful weekend."

[via Izismile]

Yeah, keys totally suck.  I would greatly prefer having a phone book full of doors' phone numbers.

"Oh, hi, door.  How are you doing?  Just calling to see if you wouldn't mind closing  for me.  Oh, you'll close?  Great.  Thanks, door.  You want me to bring you something back from Starbucks?  No?  Okay!  Talk to you when I get back in 2 minutes and have to get let back in!  Bye, door."

[via BuzzFeed]

This happened to me last week actually…

I was filming the rain …like I always do …BECAUSE THAT'S SUCH A PERFECTLY NORMAL THING TO FILM.

Oh, and I had left the fucking door open.  Did I mention that?  Because I wanted rain to get into my house.  Because after I film the rain, sometimes I forget that it had been raining, so I like to have rain water all over my floor to remind me.

And then after a giant lightning strike, I was like, "I should close this door."  But then I didn't close it.  Because I am an idiot who deserves to be hit by lightning.

[via BuzzFeed]