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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Her Style Is Just So FRESH

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Kind of embarrassing that her mom still packs her jacket.

[via Break]

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What To Wear On Wednesday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 1:19AM

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"Sweater vests + Daniel = Yum"  -Marc Jacobs

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Brunello Cucinelli cashmere vest, a Hugo Boss plaid shirt, 7 For All Mankind jeans, and Clae high tops. Kinda wishing he would sub my Social Studies class in that 'fit.

Be Afraid

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

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And by "tough" we mean "tough to beat in a yacht race."

[via Nose Bacon]

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Let Me Guess. You Got That Skirt In The 70s?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Omg I have the same one! Except mine's from Brazil. ;)

[via Izismile]

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What To Wear On Wednesday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 1:19AM

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"Daniel dresses like the man I want to be." -Michael Kors

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Crossley cashmere henley, Vince dark wash jeans, and Creative Recreation high tops. Super versatile. They're the Daniel Day-Lewis of clothes.

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You Should Wear This All Weekend, Every Weekend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Although honestly I'm going to be a little disappointed when you take off your shirt to reveal a hairless six pack.

Seriously though buy this.

[via I Heart Chaos]

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What To Wear On Wednesday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 1:19AM

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"Daniel. So hot right now. Daniel." -Mugatu

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Brunello Cucinelli cashmere bow tie, a Vince plaid button down shirt, 7 For All Mankind blue waxed jeans, and Creative Recreation high tops. Nobody rocks an untied bow tie like Daniel. And yes, I'm talking directly to Justin Timberlake and Jay-z.

What To Wear On Wednesday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 20, 2013 at 1:19AM

"Dogs and cashmere is a great combination. Daniel does it well." -André Leon Talley

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Neiman Marcus color block cashmere sweater, Raleigh Denim, and Adidas high tops. As you can see the audience loves it. Also they want to go on a W-A-L-K.

What To Wear On Wednesday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 1:19AM

"Cashmere is great for Daniel's shape." -Karl Lagerfeld

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a  Vine cashmere sweater, Vince plaid button down, Vince jeans,  and Clae "McQueen" sneakers.And he looks like a very long blueberry.

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I Bet Your Grandpa Doesn't Have High Cheekbones

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2012 at 2:00PM

Let's just get right into this. The leggy sexpot above is Liu Xianping, and he is a 72-year-old geriatric turned super model.

It all started when he tried on some pieces from his granddaughter's clothing company and everyone quickly realized that whoa, why the fuck isn't he the only model on our site.

Of course I assume he has no idea what's going on and still thinks he's at home eating mashed potatoes, but sales have quadrupled for Yuekou. And it's not like any of Tyra Banks' models ever know what's happening to them either.

[via NY Daily News]

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