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Kind of embarrassing that her mom still packs her jacket.

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Omg I have the same one! Except mine's from Brazil. ;)

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He forgot "do the Master Cleanse every 2-3 months."

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"This is my wife's shirt. Haha, just kidding, I'm single and a misogynist."

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I only buy technology from guys in turtlenecks and dad jeans.

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Let's just get right into this. The leggy sexpot above is Liu Xianping, and he is a 72-year-old geriatric turned super model.

It all started when he tried on some pieces from his granddaughter's clothing company and everyone quickly realized that whoa, why the fuck isn't he the only model on our site.

Of course I assume he has no idea what's going on and still thinks he's at home eating mashed potatoes, but sales have quadrupled for Yuekou. And it's not like any of Tyra Banks' models ever know what's happening to them either.

[via NY Daily News]

This year's most popular Halloween costume: "The Inside of Larry The Cable Guy's Car."

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Cat shirts and saggy underwear for all!

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"Thank God I found your site.  You'll never believe it, but I've had the darndest time finding any good incest-implying child-size Ts."

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Remember when you went to the Bodies Exhibit and you were all like, "These muscly legs are really cool. I only wish I could WEAR them." Remember that, you fucking creeper?

Well, good news! For a mere 75 Australian dollars?which as I understand is just a regular 75 dollars turned upside down?these sexy leggings can be yours!

Head on over to Black Milk Clothing and get a pair now!

Finally, you're one step closer to your dream of having legs that look like Madonna's arms.

[via BWE]