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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

Clowns'll Scare the Piss Out of You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

You don't want to see his balloon animal.

[via I am Bored]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Clowning around in synagog is unacceptable, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 19, 2012 at 4:00PM


He still blends in better than the Muslim guy.

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Halloween Clowns

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2011 at 12:00PM

Ronald McDonald's milkshake brings all the clowns to the yard.

We received over 900 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Heidi Jedinak.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Halloween Clowns

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 24, 2011 at 4:00PM

Works way better than our old "Keep Away Trick-or-Treaters" sign.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Unfortunate Juxtaposition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 4, 2011 at 2:00PM

That's a guilty face if I've ever seen one.

[via imgur]

Rainbow The Clown

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2011 at 6:00PM

Specializing in children's nightmares.

[via Dangerous Minds]

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van

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Elderly Woman Sat On The Toilet While A Clown Stole Her Costume Jewelry

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 18, 2010 at 10:00AM

"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."

If that's not a quote for the books then I don't know a fucking thing about the books.

Get Jaclyn in the books! You can file her next to Antoine Dodson in the section titled "Awesome".

[via ihc]

For Birthdays or Bachelor Parties

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 18, 2010 at 12:00PM

Sally did always have a thing for clowns.

[via Sober in a Nightclub]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 5, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Tags: 

clown

devil

hell

mask

Mr Rogers

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