Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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Clowning around in synagog is unacceptable, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.
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He still blends in better than the Muslim guy.
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Ronald McDonald's milkshake brings all the clowns to the yard.
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Works way better than our old "Keep Away Trick-or-Treaters" sign.
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"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."
If that's not a quote for the books then I don't know a fucking thing about the books.
Get Jaclyn in the books! You can file her next to Antoine Dodson in the section titled "Awesome".
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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
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