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There Are Easier Ways To Get Cocaine

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Chicks were licking his face all night; he just assumed he was on the greatest hot streak of his life (and that he was invincible).

[via Uber Humor]

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club

cocaine

drugs

face

high

kiss

making out

public

tongue

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Wait I'm confused, how can he hold the office of Mayor of Toronto when he's already the Lord Chancellor of Fucking Party Town?

[via NY Times]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Gawker]

When Does This Movie Come Out

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

Someone put cocaine in my birdseed and I've never felt more alive.

[via Acid Cow]

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animal

animals

bird

break

breakout

cage

cocaine

pet

pets

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superbird

She May Be Retired, But She Still Knows It's Friday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

Weird, my party sweatshirt says Tylenol & Tuna Fish.

[via Izismile]