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Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

[via Transformer Ivan]

You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

[via Izismile]

A used bike seat is far more likely to get stolen than a used dildo.

[via The Chive]

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Courtroom Cock Guy (above)
• A gorilla puked and then ate it
• A naked Russian ran around in this week's Video Breakdown
• We got another insane voicemail from comedian Greg Hahn
• We talked about anal sex with Mema
• Daniel tested some new racial terms
• And Daniel showed us some fans in a Sports or Consequences Mash Up.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Pogo Chair (above)
• Old Man Punches Reporter
• Black Airbag Prank
• Gorilla Pukes, Eat it
• Gym Ride
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Naked Russian
• Web Redemption raw clip: Courtroom Cock Guy
• Speaking Of Colors

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this "cock"-droppin' defendant a Web Redemption.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Shouldn't they have covered this on The View by now?

[via Break]