coffee

Yeah, but does it do anal?

[via Izismile]

"Did someone order a grande no-foam extra shaft?"

[via Break]

Have you thought about going on the road? By which I mean the sidewalk. We're closed.

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Congratulations to Jason Horton, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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[via Unique Daily]

"Hey, Sarge, you know I want to help with the gang suppression and everything but if you do need anyone to go undercover into those naked coffee shops, I'm also very passionate about that cause."

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It's breakfast time! Drop your pants.

[via Dlisted]

Well, technically the Internet got it for you.

[via I Am Bored]

Someone must have told Shia that Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps only scored a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes because he went all high school bully on their ass and threw a drink in their general direction.

Then he remembered that he's Shia LaBeouf and he can only save the world under the supervised direction of Michael Bay so he sprinted from the scene.

Badass? Or baddest ass?

[via HitDanBack]

Some people believe this garbage. That's why I'm afraid to post this — because it might actually convert a few people to alternative medicine. To be safe, don't watch it for more than 3 minutes. I wasn't so lucky.

"Hopefully everyone's had chemistry… like, um, in school… way back when?" Call me homeopathic-phobic, but it's probably not a good sign when a lecture starts by making sure that the audience hasn't thought about science since elementary school.

Here's something else she says: "If you take that formula, E=MC^2, you can almost cross out mass. So the formula ends up being: energy equals the speed of light." Yes, she actually said that. Energy equals the speed of light. And I don't have energy in the morning unless I have a coffee. Therefore, coffee equals the speed of light.

Science and medical blogs have been bashing this homeopathy breakdown over the past 24 hours. But it wasn't until I read one user's comment on Reddit that I truly began to believe in homeopathy:

Okay so you have this smart person that you may have heard of. Take their major science break through that has nothing to do with what I am saying. Alright are you still with me. Then take this other guy who you may have also heard of. Combine the two together and add a ton of complete bullshit. We take this bullshit and condense it down into pellets. We then sell our condensed bullshit pellets to you. Profit!