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As reported by WTAE Pittsburgh:

"At Shippensburg University, getting access to Plan B, the emergency contraception pill is as easy as getting a soda. Students can now buy the pill at a vending machine on campus."

It's nice to give students such easy access.  Because let's be honest, if you're enrolled at Shippensburg University, this isn't the first time in life you've gone with plan B.

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And if you don't agree they will kick your fucking ass.

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…but then I pulled my T-shirt off my face.  Now I can drink fine.

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Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Despite how it may seem, our goal on the Tosh.0 blog is to make you happy.

Turns out what makes you most happy is beer pong, because our post from 2011 with the most views — by a wide margin — was "Target Knows What You Need For College."

When your alcoholism isn't raging, music is another pastime: the runner up for most popular post went to the dancing vid "Behind Every Great Woman…" and the bronze went to the Rebecca Black post "Songwriting Isn't For Everyone."

On that note, we'd like to thank everyone who has ever visited the Tosh.0 blog, especially those of you who are sticking through these painfully long-winded Tosh.0 Blog Awards!

2011 was easily our most popular year on the blog.  We set records for biggest week ever and best month ever.  Every week, well over 1 million of you stop by to read terrible jokes we wrote about things we found on better websites.

…and for that, Carly and I thank you.

Now I'm off to spend the pile of money I earned doing the easiest job ever.

Looks like someone's prepared for the end of finals week.

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I know you think those cases of water saved your ass, but maybe if you had drank some of that water, you wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Women's studies professor: "Correct. Now write that down. It's on the final."

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Thanks for the spoiler, Erik.

But yes, you're correct: Tonight's collegiate apparel is from the University of Texas.

The bad news is the rest of the episode has fled to the SEC.

"This beer's a little warm.  Is anyone else's beer a little warm?"

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You return our blue one first!

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