As reported by WTAE Pittsburgh:

"At Shippensburg University, getting access to Plan B, the emergency contraception pill is as easy as getting a soda. Students can now buy the pill at a vending machine on campus."

It's nice to give students such easy access.  Because let's be honest, if you're enrolled at Shippensburg University, this isn't the first time in life you've gone with plan B.

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And if you don't agree they will kick your fucking ass.

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…but then I pulled my T-shirt off my face.  Now I can drink fine.

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Despite how it may seem, our goal on the Tosh.0 blog is to make you happy.

Turns out what makes you most happy is beer pong, because our post from 2011 with the most views — by a wide margin — was "Target Knows What You Need For College."

When your alcoholism isn't raging, music is another pastime: the runner up for most popular post went to the dancing vid "Behind Every Great Woman…" and the bronze went to the Rebecca Black post "Songwriting Isn't For Everyone."

On that note, we'd like to thank everyone who has ever visited the Tosh.0 blog, especially those of you who are sticking through these painfully long-winded Tosh.0 Blog Awards!

2011 was easily our most popular year on the blog.  We set records for biggest week ever and best month ever.  Every week, well over 1 million of you stop by to read terrible jokes we wrote about things we found on better websites.

…and for that, Carly and I thank you.

Now I'm off to spend the pile of money I earned doing the easiest job ever.

Looks like someone's prepared for the end of finals week.

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I know you think those cases of water saved your ass, but maybe if you had drank some of that water, you wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

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Women's studies professor: "Correct. Now write that down. It's on the final."

Thanks for the spoiler, Erik.

But yes, you're correct: Tonight's collegiate apparel is from the University of Texas.

The bad news is the rest of the episode has fled to the SEC.

"This beer's a little warm.  Is anyone else's beer a little warm?"

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You return our blue one first!

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How'd you do on that test, Katie? Because if you failed we've got about 600 more pages of blog posts to cheer you up.

Hahahahahahahahahaha—wait, what!?

WHAT HAPPENED THAT THURSDAY?

Last night we filmed LIVE from Arizona State University! Two shows, 6,000 students, one giant green screen.

Tune in Tuesday, September 20th at 10PM to see the ALL NEW episode!

TONIGHT we film LIVE from Arizona State University. It's going to be a Tosh.0 episode like you've never seen before! A big, crazy, expensive episode of Tosh.0!

Tickets are sold out so stop asking me.

The Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion airs next week. Tune in to an ALL NEW episode TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20th at 10PM.

We love college.

To completely misquote a Mitch Hedberg joke: I can't tell you what hotel we're staying in, but there is a cactus involved.

The Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion is upon us! We're filming live from the ASU campus this week!

So if you go to ASU, get excited. And if you don't, then you're probably not as sweaty as the people who do. But you can also get excited because this ALL NEW collegiate episode of Tosh.0 airs next Tuesday, September 20th.

Yeah boi!

I can't believe you guys are reading this right now. Jeff's professor specifically said not to!

At least take notes or something. E=MC2.

30 TO CREEP THE WHOLE PARTY OUT

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This sign was spotted near Penn State.  They're also wondering if your daughters brought any beer?

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I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.

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Time is running out for you to submit to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion! Hurry and upload an entry HERE.

Keep in mind, any video with Demarcus and Chang automatically goes to the top of the list.

What's really gross and rhymes with titty?

Detroit City!

Solid effort ladies, but you still live in the murder capital of the United States.

Submit your entry to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion by uploading a video HERE. And remember, we like guns. But only the bicep kind.

What's up, FSU? Nice video. Creative. Visual.

But don't ever tell a show that gives a voice to the Internet that "the internet speaks for itself". Because that kind of goes against the whole basis of our television show.

Maybe I'm just being nitpicky because I hate FSU.

Anywho, upload your entries to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion HERE. Good luck, other schools.

And gooooooooooo Gators!

Hello, kid who made this video. I'd call you by your name but I don't know it. So you want us to come to your campus? Great! We'd love to!

It's just that we don't know where the fuck you go to school. Because you left that part out too.

I see you have trees and stairs so that should narrow down our search.

We've been asking for creative and funny entries but we forgot to mention that it's important to actually say which campus you want Tosh.0 to invade.

Last time Daniel showed up at the airport and said, "Take me to the boy with the whip!", it didn't go over well. So we won't be trying that again.

Upload your entries HERE. And remember, we don't care enough to track you down. So please make it easy.

Wait, they're not paying you for that?

You know how the day before your AP Lit final you would bring your teacher a bag of Snickers Minis because you knew Snickers Minis were her favorite candy and AP Lit exams are graded subjectively?

Oh, you didn't do that? Well, I did. Straight A's, bitches!!!

(For the sake of the analogy, let's pretend we all bribed Ms. Layner together.)

Here at Tosh.0, parodies are our Snickers. And so clearly, this guy got an A.

Upload your College Campus Invasion entries HERE. And let it be known, we also like actual Snickers. So please feel free to send those as well.