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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Don't 'Mind' If I 'Do'

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."

[via Unnecessary Quotes]

Great

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

Now go to the nurse and get some replacement sweatpants.

[via sharkeatsbird]

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school photos

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Ain't That The Truth!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 4:00PM

It's 'cause they have air conditioning.

..And because sex feels awesome when you're not wearing a condom.

[via Imgur]

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Sex

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Air Force Come

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Crossing my fingers he's got strong swimmers. Amiright?!

[via Ratsoff!]

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Motorsports Are So Exciting!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 11, 2010 at 3:00PM

Looks like Mark Webber finished first!

Oh shit. It says he got second place. Whatever. He clearly finished. And that's all that matters because it's not a race anyway.

Hear that, gentlemen? It is not a race.

[via The High Definite]

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