come over

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Noah! You can come to my house! I live in LA. Can you be here by 10:30?

We'll have pizza and watch the show! I can't wait! I've already seen it a few times so I hope you don't mind if I just say the jokes along with Daniel. It'll be fun. I promise.

Oh! Can you bring Sprite? I already ordered us a cookie cake. And bring your friends! But make sure you bring enough Sprite for everyone.

This is going to be great. After the show we can go swimming! (If you bring a pool.)

Again, I've got the pizza and the TV and the cookie cake. You're bringing Sprite and people and a pool. What a fun party!

Who else wants to come over TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c to watch an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 on Comedy Central?!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Jamie understands…  Tosh.0 makes a great pick-up line.

Here are some other awesome ones:

"Hey, you like Tosh.0?  You know what else you might like?  Poking around in my man region!"

or "Hey, you like recording Tosh.0 on your DVR?  Know what I like recording?  Sex tapes!"

or "Hey, you think Daniel Tosh is sexy?  Know what else is sexy?  Sex.  We should have some of that."

Feel free to use any of these, guys.  It's not like I have a patent on them.