comeback

"Does this swimsuit make my butt look big?"

"Well, you're not exactly Moby Dick."

"OK, phew. Thanks!"

[via Blame It On The Voices]

If this clip of the Trolololo Guy's comeback was an answer on Jeopardy, the question would be, 'What is the Internet?'

[via TBT]

Vulture reports that at the premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Shia LeBeouf told reporters the following story about working with director Oliver Stone:

"And at one point I say to Josh a line ? 'You should look at yourself in the mirror first and see yourself. It might scare you,'" remembered LaBeouf. "I looked at the line for a couple of months and thought I'd go to Oliver and say, 'You look at the mirror and look at yourself. It's sort of repetitive. Why don't we just cut one of those? Why don't I say, Look at yourself. It might scare you.' This is Oliver verbatim. He looks at me and goes, 'I like mirror. I wrote Scarface. Go fuck yourself.'"

Best. Comeback. Ever. I wish the rest of us could use it.

'I watched Scarface. Go fuck yourself' doesn't have quite the same effect.

I'd love to take the time to defend Blondie up there but I don't want my cookies to burn.

[via Bits & Pieces]