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Wake me when they get to the swimsuit competition.

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I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Plus Size Model (above)
• A street performer punched a heckler
• Some kid threw chopsticks through a bowl
• A lady and a baby were flexible
• We watched a brain freeze competition in this week's Video Breakdown
• We discussed pubic hair with Mema
• A guy answered the question, "What's Your Name?"
• And Daniel started new petitions to the President.

Except everything I've ever seen on a Japanese game show.

[via Izismile]

Germans test their tobacco like they test their women, with a finger and a nose.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Wyatt.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

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Leave it to the Germans to take tobacco seriously.

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When I was 10 years old I had a shirt that said, 'Cheerleading is life. The rest is just details.' At the time it was the single coolest thing I owned.

Again, I was 10.

I've since changed the word 'cheerleading' to 'sleeping'. But that's neither here nor there. People get boring.

The point is, it's okay to be obsessed with cheerleading at 10 years old. But once you've lost your virginity and gained a few pounds, its time to give it up already.

Grow up and participate in adult hobbies. Like sex. Or napping.

Cheerleading is for children.

That being said, this girl is AWESOME.

[via The DW]

The problem with letting children follow their dreams is that sometimes those children suck.

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To create successful reality television, simply follow these steps:

1. Combine premises of other shows (preferably ones involving fat people)
2. Pitch to VH1
3. Roll around in your piles of money

I am going to pitch a show where fat people from Jersey live in a large house on a deserted island with celebrity alcoholics.

Tyra Banks judges their manners while Dr. Drew judges their cooking. The winner of the show (male or female) gets to marry Tila Tequila.

It's going to be called American Idol.

Daniel joins the Bad Boys from San Francisco for their one-time-only web reunion on Tosh.0.

Want more redemption? Head over to our Web Redemptions category to catch all the redeeming moments you may have missed.

And don't forget to check in tomorrow at noon when we'll post the extended interview with the Crystal Light Dancers, where Daniel goes even deeper!  (You know what I mean!)