compilation

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

They're supposed to be used for ab workouts? Hahaha yeah right. You're funny.

[via World Wide Interweb]

Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.

(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)

[via Blame It On The Voices]

You know what else "uses your body weight"? Walking. Like a normal god damn human.

[via World Wide Interweb]

Or don't, and film it.

[via The Daily What]

Is it just me, or are all swimmers stoners?

[via BuzzFeed]

Glass, why you gotta be so clear?!

[via Hell.tv]

Not as awesome as this athlete. But we love them nonetheless. USA! USA!

[via BIOTV]

For the love of God, DRINK AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE BEERS.

[via Gorilla Mask]