computer

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"We should have him tell a story about his kids!"

"No, we need something more- human. He needs to lose his shit over a yogurt parfait."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Videogum]

Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

[via Izismile]

Had I been there, I never would've let her bring a melon one-piece to the beach.

[via Izismile]

Booze: the only thing that dulls the pain of not owning a Mac.

[via Break]

Lemme guess: kid in the argyle sweater spilled bong water on the kid with dreads' computer.

[via Izismile]

"Ughhhh, uhh, ughhh, uggghhhhh, ugh." -DMX, trying to work a computer.

[via Video Gum]

If he had a queen he'd be getting laid. HAHAHAHA I kid. I kid.

[via Izismile]

If it will just let me on the Internet, I'm sure I can Google a way to fix it.

[via killself]

…or maybe he's the cleanest.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Before the desktop guy showed up it was a ten-way tie between everyone who ordered "extra foam".

[via Chive]