Some of the biggest buzz on the Internet continues to revolve around the drama that has developed with NBC's late night television line-up.
Is Leno going back to 11:35?† What happens to Conan?† Will people keep watching Jimmy Fallon all the way until 2 in the morning?† How the hell has Carson Daly's show lasted 9 seasons?
Now, I know for a fact NBC Universal television Chairman Jeff Gaspin reads the Tosh.0 Blog on a regular basis.† He's scouting me as talent for a yet-to-be-titled network sitcom, the handwritten pilot of which I leave out front of his gated estate multiple times a week.† So I'm going to give him two and a half pieces of advice on how to solve this dilemma.
Two and a Half Men reruns.
Some people may say, "Mike, that show has gotten kind of awkward now that that Angus T. Jones kid is grown up."† To which I would reply, I have no idea what you are talking about.† I've never seen the show.
However, I do know the show is very popular.† And it's dirt cheap!† You can buy the complete fifth season (what many believe is the best season) of Two and a Half Men on Amazon.com right now for only $21.99!
How much are they paying Conan?† He has like a $50 million dollar contract or something??
$21.99!† That's a profit of $49,999,978.01!!
Jeff, just cut me in for 10% and well call it even.† I walk with over $4 million, I'm happy.† I'm willing to negotiate too.† We'll talk.
Speaking of talking, now maybe the Internet can talk about something else for a change!† No one watches late night TV anymore anyways.