How Was Your Cinco De Mayo, Justin Bieber?
One time I watched my parents get murdered and I wasn't half as upset as the girl at the end of this video.
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One time I watched my parents get murdered and I wasn't half as upset as the girl at the end of this video.
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No no, you've got it backwards. To get famous you need to sing into a record exec's penis.
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There was one good review of Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D. But he's also entertained by his own tail so..
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Nickelback killed his father.
You've got two more days to buy those tickets, Idaho. But save one for Josh! Lord knows the internet needs that concert review.
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Later a baby cried and he threw the violin at it. Also very entertaining.
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This Bon Jovi cover band guitarist really went out with a bang.
When I quit my job I hope at least five people are there to get upset about it.
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Wait, which one of them is fake pregnant with Jay-Z's baby?! I can't even tell the difference!
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