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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Hey Baby Girl (above)
• A seahorse gave birth
• A little girl pooped down the slide
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for some fat soccer skills
• The worst rescue team ever flailed around in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel looked back on some "What's Your Name?" submissions
• And Daniel discussed segregated proms.

You know your rock band is cool when your instruments are covered in spermicide.

[via Unique Daily]

'Cause everyone's jizzing into socks and putting condoms on their feet.

[via Uber Humor]

Don't you hate it when you're playing Tug o' War and you run out of scented lubricant?

[Via FAIL Blog]

Anal beads bracelets not included.

[via I am Bored]

And then after that we'll bone.

[via VVV]

The Playa case, by Annex Products, has a secret sliding compartment with enough room to hide two condoms. Very exciting!

The Playa case is coming this summer. So you've got that long to find a girl who will date a guy who keeps his condoms in an iPhone labeled "playa".

Best of luck, gentlemen.

[Gadgetbox via DAPS]

Hey, all six of our female teen fans! I have something to show you!!

Are you sitting down? Do you read this blog standing up? Teens are so weird.

So Zac Efron was at "The Lorax" premiere and guess what fell out of his pocket? A condom! Zefron has so much sex all the time everywhere that he keeps loose rubbers in his pocket! EVEN AT A MOVIE PREMIERE.

That makes sense. Because when you're that good-looking, you never know when you're going to have sex with Taylor Swift. Or Danny DeVito.

[via BWE]

FIRST!

[via The High Definite]

I'd like to see a white kid try to fit into his father's condom wrapper.

[via Izismile]