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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Hey Baby Girl (above)
• A seahorse gave birth
• A little girl pooped down the slide
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for some fat soccer skills
• The worst rescue team ever flailed around in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel looked back on some "What's Your Name?" submissions
• And Daniel discussed segregated proms.

I thought James Franco was in LA when the storm hit, but I guess I was wrong.

[via The Chive]

"I also have an Excalibur sword for killing dragons. Just. In. Case."

[via Happy Place]

It's like apples and oranges. If apples taste delicious and oranges kill you.

[via reddit]

And then after that we'll bone.

[via VVV]

Couldn't you have just hung one photo of your father that you hate and be done with it?

[via The Chive]

Luckily, in the States, Mother's Day isn't for a couple more months so you have time to think of something mom wants besides condoms and Nicorette.

But it'll be tough.

[via Izismile]

I'm sick of this Walgreens.  I'm going back to the Rite Aid where they let people be people.

[via I Am Bored]

Can you tell which Southern state this photo was taken in?

[via The Daily What]

A company known as Condomania claims to have figured out how American cities rank by penis size and have released this information to the masses.

The top 15 cities as ranked by penis size can be seen above.  They also ranked all 50 states.

How did Condomania procure such information?  Tugjobs.  Tons of tugjobs.

Ha, just kidding.  I mean, they might have given out some tugjobs in the process, but this is their real explanation:

"In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data."

So, technically, what the rankings really show is which cities have the best endowed men within their fitted-condom-buying communities.

And everyone knows that real men don't even use condoms, let alone buy custom-fitted condoms they don't need because they are real men.

So the whole thing is a fraud.

Unless you live in New Orleans.  Then OF COURSE IT'S CORRECT.

[via BuzzFeed]