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One Step Forward, One Step Back

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Now THAT Would Give Me Brain Freeze

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 10:00AM

All that ice cream is going straight to his head.

[via Izismile]

I Really Feel Like Teachers Deserve Raises

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Joke's on you, Mrs. Lockheart. I can still scratch my ass.

[via I am Bored]

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The Day That Ice Cream Became Racist

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 27, 2011 at 6:00PM

A central Florida ice cream shop received numerous complaints after locals mistook this ice cream cone costume for a Ku Klux Klan outfit.

According to the Daily Mail, the store manager is Puerto Rican and said she didn't even know what the Klan was until people started complaining. The shop has since stopped using the cone outfit which was driving away, rather than attracting, customers.

Hopefully her new white man in blackface sundae costume will be better received.

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Cone-ing Is The New Planking

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 8, 2011 at 3:00PM

Prankster Alki Stevens proves that holding your ice cream upside down can be endlessly funny.

This prank is so much better than the last one where everybody just laid down. Because this involves ice cream!

You can add ice cream to anything to make it better than before.

Cake? Meh. Cake and ice cream? Yeah!

A movie? Meh. A movie and ice cream? Yeah!

Prison? Meh. A prison with ice cream? I'll consider it!

[via BWE]