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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

No More Cone-ing At McDonald's

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 14, 2011 at 5:00PM

Have you guys read the McDonald's Employee/Customer Handbook? Because it clearly says that if you try to grab an ice cream from the top, they are legally permitted to mush it in your face.

Also, if you order a side of Polynesian sauce, any McDonald's employee may throw hot grease on you while yelling, "It's called Sweet and Sour! Sweet and Sour!!".

[via College Humor]

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Stocking Is The New Planking

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 29, 2011 at 5:00PM

Planking is so last season. And coneing is bad for your health. So let's all join in on the new craze: Stocking!

I recreated a stock photo today and boy was it fun…

That stock photo is called "I Love My Job!".

And this stock photo is called "Frustrated At Work".

Mike actually isn't stocking. That's just what he did when I asked him to participate.

[Stocking Is The New Planking]

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