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Smug Stabbing

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

I think it's safe to assume she high-fived someone immediately following this picture.

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If Your Name Is Stephanie, I Recommend Changing It

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

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Jim Carrey Confesses His Love For Emma Stone

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 25, 2011 at 3:00PM

So Jim Carrey is weird and wrinkly and mainly just weird now. And he wants to marry Emma Stone. That's cool.

Don't do it, Emma! He has a horrible sense of interior design!

Anyway, I didn't think you guys would care much about Jim Carrey's creepy confession of love until the Internet went and made it awesome…

If he's not outside your house in five minutes, Emma… just wait longer.

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Catholic Church Approves iPhone Confession App

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 8, 2011 at 5:00PM

According to Geekologie,

"The app takes users through the sacrament – in which Catholics admit their wrongdoings – and allows them to keep track of their sins.

It also allows them to examine their conscience based on personalised factors such as age, sex and marital status – but it is not intended to replace traditional confession entirely."

Ah, yes. An app on your phone that allows you to keep track of your sins. As if your girlfriend didn't have enough ammo as is.

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Lindsay Lohan Failed Her Drug Test

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 21, 2010 at 11:00AM

"Wow. Didn't see that coming." –Person who just woke up from a 6-year coma

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