confession

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

[via DoucheChillz]

So Jim Carrey is weird and wrinkly and mainly just weird now. And he wants to marry Emma Stone. That's cool.

Don't do it, Emma! He has a horrible sense of interior design!

Anyway, I didn't think you guys would care much about Jim Carrey's creepy confession of love until the Internet went and made it awesome…

If he's not outside your house in five minutes, Emma… just wait longer.

According to Geekologie,

"The app takes users through the sacrament – in which Catholics admit their wrongdoings – and allows them to keep track of their sins.

It also allows them to examine their conscience based on personalised factors such as age, sex and marital status – but it is not intended to replace traditional confession entirely."

Ah, yes. An app on your phone that allows you to keep track of your sins. As if your girlfriend didn't have enough ammo as is.

"Wow. Didn't see that coming." ?Person who just woke up from a 6-year coma

[via wwtd]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

There are things in life worth fighting for. Some say religion, some say love, and others say Tosh.0.

You may have lost followers, Chef Terri Dien, but you've gained a community of friends! Friends that will cooter kick you! Friends that care.