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This week's unclaimed domain:

PartyInTheNRA.com

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What could be better than a "Party in the USA"? A Party in the NRA. Because it's a rifle party and a party in the USA. Miley Cyrus could have appealed even more to middle America if only she'd thought of this song idea before me!

But PartyInTheNRA.com doesn't have to be a Miley Cyrus song. Here are some ideas:

• Forward it to the GOP's website.
• Make it an Evite to a big NRA benefit. (Or, an Evite to a really manly bachelorette party.)
• Create a site that sells paper shooting range targets with pop stars' faces on them.

At the very least, forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog.

Last week's Unclaimed Domain, TextuallyFrustrated.com, is now home to "A compilation of textually frustrated users," which only includes Daniel Tosh so far. A highlight for me is one user's comment:

i have such a boner.

How great is that? Well, I think PartyInTheNRA.com could be an even bigger hit!

If you don't know how to buy a domain name, here's how.