conspiracy

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Regurgitation was full of puke (above)
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a crazy horse
• Daniel uncovered a cookie conspiracy
• We watched a woman who's bad at using the escalator in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel took part in the summer Olympic games
• And Daniel predicted the future

When presenting an argument, it's important to follow a number of simple rules:

1. Establish your thesis
2. Expand on your thesis with additional cursing
3. Do NOT cite examples or evidence backing your position as this will only serve to validate your point
4. Wear a hat
5. Repeat ad nauseum

Adhering to these few guidelines can instantly transform you from just another poor speaker into a verifiable lunatic.

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Mr. Chi City of "Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women" fame has posted a new video titled "YouTube is Dying," which eloquently "exposes" the website for all of it's trickery in only 13 short minutes.

Thank God he's here to tell us how it all works. Between all of his dating and conspiracy knowledge, all of my questions have been answered. Unfortunately, I have some bad news for Chi City: unless he is talking about beverages that will get you chicks, people are going to find him hard to take. But "A" for effort, Mayne. Really.

If you want to "refresh" your memory with his big hit video that got him all his Internet fame, check out "Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women" below.