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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Cookie tacos beg the question: should you dunk them in horchata?
• Gary Busey tells us how to have sex in trees. Thanks, but I could just ask a squirrel.
• Man Vs Wild producer got a snake bite and OHMYGODHOLYFUCK
• Here's lingerie model Erin Heatherton, who will never be your girlfriend
• This weather blooper reminds me a lot of when Ashlee Simpson was on SNL
• The Korean masturbating teacher is probably fired
• A missed connection at the Grilled Cheese Invitational is pretty gouda
• 19 medical emergencies only Yahoo! Answers can solve. Lots of things going up buttholes.
• A leopard vs a piñata proves that all species enjoy fiestas Mexicanas
• And in case you somehow completely missed the best post ever, here's Small Dad.

[photo via sheknows]

Do you think, when they drink beer, it immediately falls out of their mouths?

[via Break]

Do I like the holidays? Does an elf shit on my table?

[via Picture is Unrelated]

My boyfriend says that to me all the time.

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98.6, baby.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Regurgitation was full of puke (above)
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a crazy horse
• Daniel uncovered a cookie conspiracy
• We watched a woman who's bad at using the escalator in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel took part in the summer Olympic games
• And Daniel predicted the future

I'm more of a chocolate guy.  You got any Cleveland Steamer cookies?

[via It Makes No Sense]

Hopefully you can find the time to eat a cookie.

[via CH]

Not before dinner, kids.

[via The Chive]