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What Did You Expect? 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

This pic gets considerably more depressing if Cookie Monster is buying cat litter and apple sauce.

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Yo Cookie Monster Can I Get Your Number?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

Now I understand this incident a lot more.

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He's Literally Unable To Blink

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

You know what goes great with cookies? Milk.

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Soulmates

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Do you think, when they drink beer, it immediately falls out of their mouths?

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Your Toys Are Having Sex Again

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 23, 2012 at 11:00AM

Eh, I think we always knew what Elmo's deal was.  I'm more interested to see who's pitching and who's catching with Bert and Ernie.  Let me know when that video hits YouTube.

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