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This Girl's Goin' Places

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

How do you sell 8 billion Girl Scout Cookies? You stand outside of a marijuana dispensary. Duh.

I assume her message to the parents who are hating is: "Aw, your daughter sold 12 boxes? That's cute."

[via Huffington Post]

What Did You Expect? 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

This pic gets considerably more depressing if Cookie Monster is buying cat litter and apple sauce.

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Are Most Gangstas Named 'Cookies'?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 11:00AM

She's smiling thinking about the time she cut a bitch.

[via Acid Cow]

Soulmates

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Do you think, when they drink beer, it immediately falls out of their mouths?

[via Break]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That's a lot of innuendo from someone whose name rhymes with "Clitoris!"