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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Are Most Gangstas Named 'Cookies'?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 11:00AM

She's smiling thinking about the time she cut a bitch.

[via Acid Cow]

Soulmates

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Do you think, when they drink beer, it immediately falls out of their mouths?

[via Break]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That's a lot of innuendo from someone whose name rhymes with "Clitoris!"

This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 14, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

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girl

gym

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horse

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vlog

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Cookie Bukkake

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 2, 2012 at 10:00AM

I'm more of a chocolate guy.  You got any Cleveland Steamer cookies?

[via It Makes No Sense]

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Sex

Important Follow-Up: Pizza And Cookies Should Be Enjoyed Separately

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 3, 2011 at 5:00PM

In January, we discovered that DiGiorno had a Pizza & Cookies meal. People were happy, nay, ecstatic, to learn of the product.

But in just a few short months, the monstrosity above happened.

Go to your room, Internet.

[via sofapizza]

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Things That Exist: Pizza And Cookies Frozen Dinner

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 24, 2011 at 3:00PM

It's not Thyroid Disease, it's DiGiorno.

[via thedailywhat]

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America

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Well Said, Sir

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 17, 2010 at 1:00PM

I'd love to take the time to defend Blondie up there but I don't want my cookies to burn.

[via Bits & Pieces]

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