cooter kicks

On the sixth day of Christmas, we give to thee, Geese-a-laying…

Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.

Or maybe they're geese not-a-laying.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

There is nothing that bonds a 5th grader and his teacher (besides a mutual love of Twilight) quite like surprise trust falls.

Piper, (or should I call you Miss Smith?), we're so happy the art of surprise trust falling had made it into elementary schools. And we take full credit for having introduced this fun extracurricular activity into the lives of our country's children.

But when your students start cooter kicking you, don't blame us. And if they yell, "Wham bam, right in the clam!" during recess? Just know, Miss Smith, we had nothing to do with it.

For the children!

To fight the explosion of sexist nut shot clips online, Daniel introduced a new genre of video to the Internet.

Make your own Cooter Kicks videos and leave us a link in the comments! But be careful not to hurt your lady friends.